I love, this casket, I really felt like sh!7 coming on here and buying my self a casket. knowing what I now know. How ever when I came across this beautiful death box I couldn't say no as a-matter of fact I wouldn't say no, here is why. I didn't see this Coupe, death box De Ville anywhere I looked. & the price point is to die for point blank. I didn't want my 11 Kids siting around for hours waiting for a vote on who liked it who didn’t, we cant agree to disagree, for crying out loud, witch I'm doing right now thinking of them when I'm…. you know…. anyhow I just couldn't leave this up to them, its too much plus, the Mother My wife already nuttier then a fruit cake, this one she would have spent more on a pinstriped LOUIE V lining like its ever going to be opened again!! 67yrs we had 67yrs lm going to miss you my love, I think, I may have made millions because I could call it, I cant call this one sweetheart forever and always you never let me down I love you tootsie. Tell that bum brother of mine to take the yacht Vincent gave me for closing the door on that two faced rat Salvatore, before he had us all pinched that was a close one huh…! theres a Rolex in the dresser he can use it for gas money and beat it, have the limo take him straight to the docks after the burial, you hear me Lenny you bum, the reception ur not goin, my family has to deal with this not you hammered on your scotch whining about the good old days and how you f every thing up. I love you, you bastard, Lenny. you were warned and you decided to go with that stupid horse instead of secretariat, unbelievable… Sham…! still till this day ill never know why you pick Sham you dumb SOB I saw it in your soul, you lost it all on a horse named Sham..! its a good thing your my brother Lenny, Maryanne had to take the kids to her mothers house because she couldn't bare. to look at you, you let her range rover get repoed. The bank took the house poor little Deanna’s flute was snatched by that no good music teacher, cause you couldn't pay don't f this up it is your last chance Lennard. I mean it, if I cant haunt you..! Ralph has instructions if you set foot in the casino and you squander the boat or ask my wife and kids for a nickel it's not a joke I MEAN THIS. My sweet Bella the best pup a man could ask for you can finally get that sob Felix all these years of torcher, you be a good girl for Natalie, well when this thing comes I don't know if ill be able to jump back on and let youse know the comfort level of this here death box, gotta be better then the memory foam mattress I bought off Joey Ducks, another one… Ducks wins a 2-$ scratcher after losing 300 calls himself a winner the guy, unreal… and he still wondered why Sandra left with the kids and moved into Rosario’s house. What a shame the Rivera trunk was full of scratchers had to be every bit of 10 million in scratchers in that car when they found him by the lake sitting there in the broken down 78 Riviera clutching a quarter in one hand and a 50$ scratcher in the other. probably a winner too that was his luck. well I said what I needed to, if I can ill keep you posted on this Coupe casket De Ville situation. everyone was excellent to work with absolutely my pleasure, I would buy two so I could be early with my 68th anniversary gift you know how it goes… dead if you do dead if you don't. some things are just worth it. Good night always plan ahead and never cry in front of the boss, what you thought I forgot Johnnie, that kid had a water squirter you fell to the ground, legs turned to jello, see why we told you to guard the pot of gravy, we loved you, you just where not built for it and thats ok the macaroni was excellent, and I knew you had your eyes on Francis the drunk so he wouldn't steel the rounds when customers would use the head. Good luck with your purchase its probably your last, remember the sales reps are at the bottom of the food chain so don't be cheap, don't get hoodwinked either though. thank you for my Coupe death box De Ville. I love it! farewell my Famiglia.
Imay be gone however I'll always be with you! And you Tommy Black you owe me that song, I win kinda. a bet you are glad to lose on this one. theres a first for everything… Salute!